Being a lesbian on a campus of 1,200 students, in which there are approximately ten lesbians, the hook up scene becomes quickly monotonous, and in the words of Flavor Flav, "dramatical." Lately, I've been sticking to latently arousing car hook ups with the infamous Music.
Why Music makes the best hook up:
1. It can't get you pregnant.
2. It can't infect you wtih Syphogonoherpes.
3. It can't dial you for a booty call.
4. It's Hott.
Top 5 Best Hook ups with Music:
1. Communication Breakdown, Led Zeppelin's debut album Led Zeppelin
For those that like it hot and heavy. This song was also distributed as a single on the flip side of Good Times Bad Times (another tantalizing song).
2. The Oxford Comma, by Vampire Weekend
Because punctuation and English references make some people hot.
3. Carols at Christmas, by Girlyman of ATL from Joyful Sign!
Harmonized voices are way sexy.
4. Run, by the Indigo Girls from Despite Our Differences
Girls with guitars in my car.
5. Stupid, by Sarah McLachlan from Afterglow.
Makes me want to beat on stuff while naked. (I'm tired of linking stuff...you can look up that last one yourselves.)
Love,
Bertha
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