The Psychological Wall that is Graduation

Alright people, listen up...basically, I've been drunk for the past 5 days and here's why: The Psychological Wall that is Graduation (see left).

Last week I tried abstinence, but all that got me was depressed and behind on my work. This week I've been going with the drink-whenever-you-want-and-get-your-shit-done approach (so forgive any typos because you aren't my professors and blogger doesn't seem to have spell check, I'm just sayin').

Accomplishments today:

1. Sleeping in (until 11:30).

Actually, let's back up. Accomplishments today actually began last night, so um...backing up would be at zero? (just go with it):

0. Wrote half a paper, drank half a bottle of wine, went to the sto' and bought chips and dip and passed out on bff Kit's bed while watching a bootleg movie (that sucked).

1. Slept in this morning until 11:30.

2. Went to class (and contributed nothing except a story about my mom).

3. Went to a meeting (in which we did not discuss the points of conversation for which the meeting was scheduled).

4. Thought about calling my mom to wish her a happy late birthday.

5. Text messaged a friend while cheering up a friend who got in a car wreck on Monday.

6. Drank a lot.

7. Created the picture above.

8. Ate dinner.

9. Asked a boy out to be my date for the formal next weekend.

10. Went to the sto' to buy a 40 oz Miller High Life The Champagne of Beers (don't judge me, it's cheap).

11. Wrote this blog post.

12. Discussed someone's mother's pussy...and then perfect world concepts, like if I weren't a lesbian (I'm so confused, and also slightly disturbed).

So, basically people I have accomplished 13 items of important business as well as drank a hell of a lot of alcohol. Pray for my soul if you're a Baptist; if you're not then have a cold one and cheers me at your leisure. Kisses!