Why I heart sorority formals...

Summary of my last ADT formal as a Sewanee student (in itemized numbered format):

The drinks have been drunk. The toasts delivered via microphone and amplifier, including insults. And in true Alpha Delta Theta fashion, the smoochers have smooched, greatly. Well, for me, two out of three ain't bad. Favorites of the evening/of what I can remember.

1. BFF Kate's boobs being toasted based on various interpretations of size. For more details, please consult Alex Murray.
2. Toasts to the choir, proctors, other dorm staff, engaged people, sketchy alumns, alcohol (all types...please see Blountay's song about gin, whiskey, PBR, beer in general, etc), pot, various members of ADT and Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, school buses (and drunk people being on them), a lot of dates/counterparts, the band, the social chairs (members of the electoral college of the sorority not of the sitting type), the broom which was found in the broom closet, sex, and other items that I can't remember due to copious amounts of gin and wine (not together but still yielding gag reflex noises at this time).
3. My toast: therapy (giving and receiving), love, my date (who was in the bathroom at the time but still heard the toast due to previously mentioned amplifier) and homosexuals (which I referred to for the first time in my life as 'homos' because I love and feel close to those fitting that category who attended the party--of which there were many. Ok, maybe I was just drunk and it slipped out; I'm going straight to hell).
4. Crazy dancing
5. The band named T-Sex.
6. The really good food: salmon, asparagus, salad, rolls, fried chicken nuggets, various sweets.
7. The school bus ride there and back.
8. The advice I gave to people about whether or not they should snog other individuals there.
9. Being rejected, several times.
10. My tummy-sucker-inner.
11. The cute puppy dogs running around licking my legs.
12. Jokes about the weener kid(s).
13. Singing acapella on the gravel road and on the bus and on the rocks at the end of the gravel road while waiting for the bus with Joely. Bands covered: Vampire Weekend, Califone, Indigo Girls.
14. Witnessing intense snogging on the bus by my BFF.
15. Passing out due to public intoxication on a school bus.
16. Going to bed early due to all of the above.

I really enjoyed the formal, of what I can remember.

Love to my lovely sisters and YITS,
Broke "I drink like a fish according to the bartender and he knew my name by the end of the evening" Bertha