Thursday, June 05, 2008

I am the walrus, and I wanna hold your hand, eggman

This day is fucking fantastical! Let me tell you why:

1. I found the Leonard's Farmer's Market. It smelled like sweet delicious nutritious fruits with it's 70's linoleum flooring and old school fruit baskets full of PEACHES! I tried to buy two peaches, but low and behold the guy gave them to me--for FREE.
2. I went to the music store and bought two guitar picks for 54 cents TOTAL! Also, I signed up for guitar lessons that I cannot afford. And I got a good quote on a viola rental ($31.75 a month). I also saw a really sweet Fender acoustic that was robin egg blue and it will appear on my next Christmas List to Santa. (Dear Santa, I like birds and guitars. Please buy me that robin egg blue Fender guitar that I saw at the Ponce de Leon Music Store in Cumming on June 5th. I've been a good kid this year, doing the dishes before the mold begins to grow and making my bed every morning. Well, I make my bed to keep the kids' dirty socks away from my clean sheets, but still, I make it every morning. Much love and Cookies, bertha)
3. Then I went to the library where I checked out a Beatles cd, every Flannery O'Connor book they had, and Our Bodies, Ourselves just cuz it seemed like a good idea. Also, I got a Hemingway short story collection, all for free because I'm that special. (Keep your comments about all library materials being free to yourselves, please).
4. BFF Kate sent me a message about our rendez-vous in July. Sewanee Wedding of a Sister + Road Trip with Kate = Awesome!
5. And as if this day could get better, my good friend from South Carolina called me and said she's coming to visit me in this hell hole that I live in on Saturday. I heart Diana!

Bring it, Fate. You can't touch me today. I'm full of FREE Peaches and Beatles Love and fabulously crafted wordsmithery.

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