"Samantha, you've got a piece of mail here from the IRS!"
"Sweet Jesus! Yay! perks of being a citizen!" yelled while clambering down the stairs and doing groovy arm dance movements.
Rips open letter which reads Stimulus Payment on the back, "Yesssss!" *lots of air punching*
"A letter? the fuck?" reads letter. "Six weeks!! I might have a job by then, how will I use three hundred dollars on a superfluous shopping extravaganza in six weeks if I'm tied to a secretarial desk wearing pumps. Gag!"
"Can you keep it down? I'm on the phone here."
"Sorry." *rolls eyes*
"I don't know. Something about secretarial wardrobe."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment