phone rings
Me: Hello?
BFF Kate: Hey girl!
Me: Hey, what's up?
laughter in background
BFF Kate: My mom has a question. Here she is.
scuffling noises
Lucy: Hey Miss Sam. Is Flower from Bambi a gay skunk? *most southern accent I've ever known*
Me: Hey Miss Lucy. Yes, that is one gay skunk.
Lucy: That's what Kate says, but I don't believe it. But I guess I have to believe it if it comes from you. *more of the lovely southern accent and then some chuckling*
Me: I would never lie to you, Miss Lucy.
Lucy: I know it. Well, here's Kate.
laughter
Kate: She didn't believe me.
Me: Well, I'm apparently now an expert on the sexual orientation of animated characters.
Kate: Well, you did take that class. Who else was I going to call?
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