instead of blogging every night...I've been staying up late swapping manly stories and watching the Golden Girls...and in the morning I make granola.
What I've been doing instead of blogging (which I feel is similar to blogging or maybe making good material for that book I've been meaning to write):
1. learning about cash accounting
2. drinking at the local Applebee's
3. wearing lots of flannel
4. visiting obscure but elitest Tennessee mountains
5. googling Pink's new cd
6. trying to find my keys
7. flirting with the grocery delivery men
8. feeling bad about flirting with the grocery delivery men
9. learning to wax floors
10. making lesbian friends in the area
11. judging people
12. buying an Air Force issued flight jump suit
13. buying an Air Force issued flight fur hat with the flaps to match the jump suit
14. getting all hopped up on candy
15. drinking a lot of coffee
16. buying a lot of acne medication to treat the skin reactions from numbers 1, 2, 7, 11, 14, and 15
17. watching Rachel Zoe on Bravo
18. watching Bravo in general
19. being happy about lower gas prices with discrete happy dance moves in the gas station parking lot despite the fact that the lower gas prices are due to the election
20. learning guitar maintenance
Happy Tuesday...er Wednesday?!
Kisses,
Bertha
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2 comments:
Flirting with the delivery men gives you acne?
Dear Mr. Nowlin-Fisch,
I think you may be missing the point of flirting with a delivery man especially considering that a lesbian is doing the flirting.
Kisses,
Bertha
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