what does a dog say? um...dead babies oh and also, i'm totally going to learn to use the restroom independently this year

So, I'm 23 now. It feels similar to when I was 22 but I guess I should give it some time. These are my birthday goals. I feel that they should be published somewhere so they're going right here...or rather just below here.

1. Read my brand new book called, "The Secret Knowledge of Grown-Ups"
2. Drink less
3. Sleep more
4. Potentially quit smoking
5. Be tidier
6. Apply to grad school
7. Stop being awkward
8. Not be scared of emotions
9. Move out of my parent's house
10. Wear more vests
11. Buy socks that match adult clothing in conjunction with
12. Stop wearing socks that don't match one another
13. Get my old skin back
14. Call my grandma more often
15. Balance my check book instead of avoiding it
16. Learn to use the restroom independently..i.e check for the tp before sitting down

Ok...this is starting to sound like New Year's Resolutions...so I'm going to stop and work on that number 3 right now.

Happy November, everyone. :)