It's probably sad that I'm publishing this on an open to the public blog but apparently I have no life or self respect so whatevs...

Have you ever noticed the pieces of yourself that got lost when you dated someone and how nice it is to have those pieces back in your life once you're single again? Well, I got so excited about these things that I made a list tonight because I was drinking wine and well...that's what I do when I drink wine...I make lists. *drum roll*

1. Drink lots of wine.
2. Read lots of internet news slash astrology articles.
3. Listen to Ani DiFranco. on repeat. everyday. because she's fucking hott.
4. Get excited about random things like Melba Toast.
5. Eat raw everything because I'm tired of cooking for one.
6. Shop online.
7. Sit around contemplating who writes better poetry Tennyson or Eliot?
8. Talk like I'm Jewish.
9. Do number 8 with other people who like to do number 8.
10. Wear dirty clothes.
11. Not bathe until it's absolutely necessary.

This could keep going but I think I'm losing self respect so I'm gonna just finish this wine and do some more of number 7 and then go to bed.