forty million dollars...the kids don't stand a chance

I love driving my car at night with a big cup of coffee and a full pack of cigarettes in my lap.

I have taken two naps today and eaten a shit ton unhealthy food. My contacts are on the verge of peeling off my eyeballs and I have a pending take home exam due at noon tomorrow. But what is it that I feel the urge to do? blog...blog...blog (rant...rant...rant).

Let's first talk about how I have been trying to study for my Abnormal Psych Seminar exam all day long and also about how it hasn't happened (unless we count viewing CelebrityRehab on VH1 as a study aid). Things that I have accomplished today:

1. Making two people feel good with my mad skills as a psychologist and lesbian.
2. Buried a dead baby bunny.
3. Took two naps.
4. Printed out a shit ton of articles about anxiety disorders, ethics, couples therapy, childhood disorders, behavior modification and sex therapy.
5. Played scramble on facebook.
6. Learned about Gifford Pinchot.
7. Participated in copious amounts of procrastination.

K, bai!