Alright...I Couldn't Freakin Wait...OK?

So, I couldn't wait to tell you all the twelve items on the list of things that Irritate me. I made the entire list within five minutes of my post last night. And here it is...enjoy:

1. jcpenney’s breakfast club rip off

2. buying a grown up suit for real job interviews

3. that they cannot locate Amelia earhart

4. plastic applicator tampons

5. republicans

6. that I have to see this every time I walk into my house:

7. when I watch tele with joel and his channel is ahead of mine and he tells me things are going to happen that don’t actually happen

8. poop on television (shark poop, baby poop, bull poop...enough with the poop)

9. when children that did not enter this world via my vagina leave their dirty socks in my bed

10. nachos covered in ground beef being eaten by some idiot girl that sits behind you in class the morning that you have the biggest hangover of your life

11. when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling sad (this is joel's contribution)

12. already cooked bacon