Things That Irritate Me

I could probably rewrite the 12 Days of Christmas to the 12 Things that Irritate Me. I propose to do this over the next twelve days. If anyone has any suggestions, please email (brokebertha@gmail.com) or post them in the comments section.

"The first item appearing on the irritation List is this commercial which maketh me so very angry." Imagine this line being sung to the first line of the 12 Days of Christmas. Go with it people. It might be hard for some of you, I know. I mean we can't all have The Incurable Chronic Lyricosis*, like me.

But seriously, who the hell does JCPenney think they are, anyway?! Gag.

*A condition in which the sufferer chronically sings incorrect lyrics to songs. I've had this since I was three years of age. For more details...yea...I'm not sharing the details...they're too embarrassing.