i don't hardly know you but i'd be willing to show you i know a way to make you smile

As is my routine (sadly enough) after running my library errands today, I went by my fruit stand on Doc Bramblett. Mr. Peach Pusher was out of peaches. *sigh* So he gave me an orange. He prefaced the gift by saying that it would be the best orange I'd ever eat. He was right. It was seedless, sweet, easy to peel and the slices separated quite easily. I ate it at my field up the road from the fruit stand.

Often I go to this field (to eat peaches/oranges) to think.


Today, when I arrived, I got so excited. The cows were out! I actually yelled this in my car. alone. to no one in particular. I was pleased to see that the port-o-potties were gone, also. So, I sat under a tree and moo'd at the cows and ate my orange. The cows were really confused about my presence. Also, I thought about sharing the orange, but I don't think the bull would have had it. The girl cows seemed happy to see me. I didn't have my camera but this is kinda what they looked like. Please note the boy cow is on the right and the girl cow is on the left (I figured I should probably not worry about drawing cow genitalia, just cuz that would be kinda creepy and plus I'm not a vet or anything). The girl cow also has rouged lips, just cuz I thought this would help the differentiation?

captions read:
Girl Cow: "Yay!"
Boy Cow: "What the fuck? also, she smells funny..."