The world has become a mass of moving self-centered bitchiness (i.e. Civilization and It's Discontents should be recoined to the following:

I am Discontented with Civilization. Ugh

When you go to your local grocery store to purchase alcohol or cigarettes, don't you expect to be carded? Don't you especially expect this since it's the law for whomever is selling you one of those substances to card you?

If and when you got carded, would you have the gall to look the salesperson in the eye and tell them to fuck off?!

Yea, if you answered no to that last question, then we can totally be friends, if not, then don't talk to me ever again. Or at least don't talk to me today.