Because my Imagination went on vacation....

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Sarah Palin...I saw her twin at a lesbian bar the other night. I have never felt the urge to punch anyone in my life the way that I wanted to punch that girl. Good thing my hands were full of beers.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?

Julio Iglesias

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

I think I kinda already answered this one in question 1

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Oh My GOD! I heart cheese like whoa! I don't think I could pick just one as my fave. Lately, I've really been getting into brie and gouda and pepperjack. I'm so hungry now...dammit.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?

Boar's Head Turkey with pepperjack cheese, lettuce, tomato, black olives, banana peppers, mayo, mustard, salt, pepper, oil and vinegar on whole wheat sub roll...oh oh or maybe curry chicken salad with red grapes mixed in on a toasted croissant with lettuce. I just can't decide.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Movie star sex opportunities make me EXTREMELY nervous...so I think I would have to pick Ellen because I feel like she would make me laugh away the nervousness.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?

Pink

8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?

Pink's new cd, Ani's new cd, lots of cheese and chocolate.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Paris

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?

That's a tie between Gin and Sam Adam's Oktoberfest cuz I love love LOVE gin but Oktoberfest is only available for a handful of months out of the year and I heart it a lot too so maybe it would come in handy to have it all the time, but then maybe it wouldn't be quite so special...I don't know? *shoulder shrug*

11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?

Woodstock '69

12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No judging.

13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?

Friends but minus Jennifer Aniston and instead a character that combines Alice Piazzecki and my best friend Kate.

14. What is your favorite curse word?

the "f" one

15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?

abruptly have a coronary! that's effing scary yo!

16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?

evacuate all the living beings inside it plus also grab the Elder Wand cuz maybe that would help.

17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

smoke cigarettes without guilt

18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?

Time travel

19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

nothing good can happen in just a half hour...heh heh

20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

the one where I was in the seventh grade and my mom made me play rec basketball and I sucked hardcore at it...I would erase that whole season.

21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?

Tuscany

22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?

MSR, great live music

23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"

BFF Kate's

24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

does Abraham Lincoln count as a celebrity?